Here are some lovely jokes and poetic proverbs.These are not for u. the main purpose is only laughing

Note:Don’t try them with anyone. Even those lovely ones.

We can’t teach our heart not to break, but we can teach him that if he breakes, his sharp edges doesn’t cut the hand that broke it.

Life is the art of painting. Without using an eraser try to live in a way that u don’t need any eraser when u return to past.

I’ve built u three mountains in my heart. A mountain of faith, a mountain of truth, and a mountain to throw u off whenever u say:”I don’t love u”

 It matters not who comes first. The main point is that who survives until the end.

If a butterfly sits on u’re head, don’t cause it to fly. I’ve given him the address of the most attractive flower.

They will take u to the court. U’ll be under sentence of death. The details of crime are not clear yet, but they’ve found u’re fingerprint on a broken heart.

Learn generosity from the tree. He doesn’t even refuse the woodcutter his shade.

If u see a short fat man coming in the midnight and putting u in a leathern bag, don’t worry at all. Maybe someone has desired u from Santa Clause.

If u get lost in the lanes of my heart, don’t look for anyone to give u my address. No one is there but u.

Don’t say u love me unless u really meant it, because I might do something crazy like believe it.

If u think my eyes are beautiful, it’s because they are looking at u.

Love the heart that hurts u, but never hurt the heart that loves u. Please don’t heart my heart.

I gaze at them, their way of attitude, their lips and noses. And I remember u. . . I’m in a zoo.

U’re eyes are like eagle’s, u’re heart is like a sea, u’re hands are like a warm fire, u’re height is like cypress, u’re voice is like the song of a bird. . .Nothing of u is like a human.

If u see a bee loking for a beautiful flower, please don’t give him my address.

I couldn’t sleep a wink last night. I was all thinking about u. God wiling, I find an opportunity to think about v w x y z too.

 I love u. I love u. I love u. . .Hey! I don’t mean u. I’m practising my handwriting.

Fear less, hope more,eat less, chew more, whine less, breathe more, talk less, good for u. Love more, and all good things will be yours.

The truth about 

True love never lives happily ever after. True love has no ending.

The greatest science in the world; in heaven and on earth; is love.

We can do no great things; only small things with great love.

When two people love each other,they don’t look at each other. They look in the same direction. Believe it or not.

Love is like a flower which blossoms with trust.

Love is a wide ocean that joins two shores.

When u love nothing left but love, then for the first time u become aware that love is enough.

 Love is the one thing that still stands when all else has fallen.

 Love is something silent, but it can be louder than anything when it talks.

No matter what the question is, love is the answer!

 Love is when u find yourself spending every wish on him.

Love is a flower that is made to bloom by two gardeners.

Love is like the air we breathe. It may not always be seen, but it is always felt and used and we will die without it.

 Life without love is nonsense and goodness without love is impossible.

 Love is afraid of losing u!

Love is a word of light, written by a hand of light, upon a page of light.

Love, like death, changes everything.

Love knows not its depth till the hour of separation.

four steps for learning English

Become a person who likes to learn English

Avoid mistakes.Try to use correct English from the beginning

Get English into your head by reading and listening to lots of English sentence

Have a contact with a person who knows English.esp. if that person knows Farsi too. If you want such a person, I’m offering my service

Sami846@yahoo.com.

Here for the beginning I offer you some motivating sayings

 easy come, easy go باد آورده را باد میبرد

 third time lucky  تا سه نشه بازی نشه

 be the thin end of the wedge  تخم مرغ دزد شتر دزد میشود

 tit for tat   این به اون در

Tells tales یک کلاغ چهل کلاغ کردن

Hit the jackpot یک شب پول دار شدن

Keep up with the joneses چشم و هم چشمی کردن

Knock sth down چوب حراج به چیزی زدن

The miles of God grind slowly (but they grind exceeding small) چوب خدا صدا ندارد

Put a spoke in sb’s wheel چوب لای چرخ کسی گذاشتن

Cry wolf چوپان دروغگو

What’s cooking? چه کاسه ای زیر نیم کاسه است

Accidents can happen حادثه خبر نمیکند

Account for حساب پس دادن

 Sweet nothing                                                     حرف های صد من یه غاز

  every cloud has a silver lining در نا امیدی بسی امید 

  a liar ought to have a good memory دروغگو کم حافظه است

   outstay one's welcome کنگر خوردن و لنگر انداختن

  be more catholic than the popeکاسه داغ تر از آش

  curiosity killed the cat فضول را بردند جهنم 

  the biter bit دست بالای دست بسیار است

  nothing ventured,nothing gained نابرده رنج گنج میسر نمیشود

  bussiness is business حساب حساب است کاکا برادر

  practice makes perfect  کار نیکو کردن از پر کردن است

  The cat dreams of mic شتر در خواب بیند پنبه دانه

  (tell) a cock and bull story قصه حسین کرد شبستری گفتن

  smell fishy کاسه ای زیر نیم کاسه است

  Horses for courses هر کسی را بهر کاربی ساخته اند

  A big head has a big ache هر که بامش بیش برفش بیشتر

  Go with the ride هم رنگ جماعت شدن

  East, West, home’s best هیچ کجا خانه خود آدم نمیشود

Asking Someone to Repeat

In a conversation, you may not be able to get everything the other person has said.  It may be because the person speaks too softly, or too fast, or may be there are words or expressions you don't know.  In these cases, it is perfectly OK to let the other person know that you have trouble hearing him/her.  You can use some of the phrases below.

  When You Want Someone to Repeat What S/he Just Said

   I beg your pardon?

   Pardon me?

   Excuse me?

   What did you say?

   What was that?

   I'm sorry. I missed that.

   I didn't quite get that.(Meaning: I didn't quite hear or understand that.)

   Could you repeat that?

   Say that again?(Informal)

   Come again?(Informal)

   When Someone Speaks Too Fast

   Could you speak more slowly?

   Slow down!  I can't follow you!(Informal)

   When Someone Speaks Too Softly

    Could you speak louder?

   Speak up.  I can't hear you.(Informal)

  Checking For Understanding

When having a conversation with someone, we always want to make sure that we understand what each other is saying.It is a good conversational strategy to check, from time to time, if the person u are talking to understands what u are saying.

When, on the other hand, being asked if u understand what the other person is saying, u should respond honestly - that is, if u don't understand, say so, and ask the person to repeat.

Below are some useful expressions which u can use.

   When You Want to Make Sure Someone Understands U

   (Do u) understand what I'm saying?

   (Do u) know what I mean?

   (Do u) know what I'm talking about?

   Does that make any sense?

   Do u follow me?

   Are u with me?

   With me so far?

   U know?

   U see?

   Right?

   When U Understand What Someone Is Saying

   I see what u're saying.

   I see what u mean.

   I know what u mean.

   I know.

   I understand what u're saying.

   I'm with u.

   I hear u.

   I hear what u're saying.

   When U Don't Understand What Someone Is Saying

   I don't get it.

   I don't follow u.

   I'm not sure I get your point.

   I'm not sure I know what u mean.

 Interrupting

  In a conversation, sometimes we would like to interrupt the other person to add our own view, to tell our own story or experience, or to voice our disagreement.  We can interrupt without being rude by using some useful phrases, such as the following.

   Interrupt and Add a Comment

   May I say something here?

   Could I just say something?

   May I add something here?

   I want to add one thing...

   I have a similar experience...

   Let me tell u a similar story of mine.

   Sorry, could I interrupt for a moment?(formal)

   I wonder if I could comment on what u have just said please?(formal)

   Interrupt and Voice Your Disagreement

   Now wait a minute here. I don't agree with u.

   Excuse me for interrupting, but I don't agree with u on this point.

   Hold on a second.I disagree.I think u are wrong.(informal)

 Showing Disbelief or Surprise

   During a conversation, someone might tell u something that is surprising, outrageous, or even doesn't seem to be true. How can u express your surprise or disbelief?  What should u say in response?   

  Below are some common expressions that you can use.

   Showing Disbelief or Surprise

   Really?

   No kidding!

   Are u serious?

   U're making this up, aren't u?

   No way!(Informal)

   Are u for real?(Informal)

   Are u pulling my leg?(idiom) (to pull someone's leg = to fool someone)

   Responding to Something Outrageous or Really Surprising

   You've got to be kidding!

   You've got to be kidding me!

   I can't believe it!

   Unbelievable!

   Come on!(Informal)

   Get out of here!(Informal)

   That blows my mind.(Informal)

   Saying Goodbye

  As a guest, what should u say when u want to leave, say, a party or your host's? As a host, what should u say in return? Look at some common expressions for saying goodbye.

   Guest - Stating U Have to Leave

   Well, it's getting late. I'd better get going.

   I'm afraid I have to go.I have a big day tomorrow.(a big day = a busy day)

   I'd better be off.I have to get up early tomorrow.

   I'd better get going.  It's a long drive home.

  Well, time to go.(informal)

   Time to hit the road.(idiom, informal)

   Guest - Thanking Your Host

   Thanks for a lovely evening.(formal)

   Thanks for a lovely time.(formal)

   Thank u for inviting us.

   Thank u for having me over.

   I had a great time.Thanks.

   I had a lovely evening.  Thanks for asking me over.

   Thanks for the food and drinks!

   Thanks for the good food and good company.

   Host - Saying Goodbye

   It's been our pleasure to have u here.(formal)

   It's been a delightful visit.(formal)

   Thank u for coming.

  Thanks for dropping by.

  Glad u could come.

   Come back soon.

   Let's do this again soon.

   We have to do this again sometime.

   We have to do this more often.

   Clearing Up Misunderstanding

Misunderstandings do occur in conversations.  When someone misunderstood what u said, how can u point that out?

Or, when u are not quite sure what the other person is saying, what can u say to encourage the person to give u an explanation?

  Below are some useful expressions which u can use.

  When U Are Misunderstood

  That's not what I meant.

  That's not what I said.

  I didn't mean that.

  I didn't say that.

  U've got me wrong.

  I didn't mean to give u that impression.

  When U Want an Explanation

  What exactly are u trying to say?

  What do u mean to tell me?

  What's your point?

  I didn't get that.